PRE-ORDER | The Attempted Murder | Adoption Box

INVITATION

The crow did not wait for you to be ready. It simply decided. That is how this works.

Welcome to the Adopt a Corvid program. You have been selected.

WHAT IT IS

The Attempted Murder is the entry point into the Maison du Corbeau corvid family. A small box, carefully assembled, containing one Colleague of Considerable Grievance (a hand-crocheted crow, each one a little different, and none of them fully predictable).

Inside, you will also find a card and envelope from one of our curated independent artists, a Corvid Acquisition Dossier (complete with care guide and adoption certificate), and the crow cache: a small collection of found and foraged things. Bottle caps. Buttons. The occasional twig. Exactly what a crow would bring you. Exactly what you deserve.

WHY IT BELONGS

This box exists because corvids are remarkable. They use tools. They hold funerals. They pass grudges down to their children. Scientists call this culture. Your new colleague calls it Tuesday.

The Attempted Murder is for the person who has always suspected a crow was watching them. It probably was.

MEET THE MAKERS

The artwork inside is created by a curated independent artist, revealed when your box arrives. The crow is hand-crocheted by our corvid artist, each one made individually and released into your care one at a time. Their identities are part of the unboxing.

WHAT'S INCLUDED

• One hand-crocheted crow (your specific colleague is a surprise)
• One Corvid Acquisition Dossier: care guide, behavioral notes, and adoption certificate
• One art card and envelope from an independent artist
• The crow cache: a small collection of found and foraged treasures

SUGGESTED USE

Fill out the adoption certificate. Name your crow. Accept whatever gifts they bring you. Do not ask where they came from.

PRACTICAL DETAILS

$40.00 | One-time purchase

This is a preorder. Your box is assembled and shipped in the order it is received.

Box dimensions: 6x9x4 inches

AVAILABILITY NOTE

The Corvid Murder is a limited preorder. The archive does not restock on anyone else's timeline.